Matt Sev(rens)

Dear Diary,

I really want to write about the upcoming show to promote it but I know no one will be interested. How do I know this? Because as a fan of other bands (Smashing Pumpkins woo!), I don’t want to hear them talking about that kind of stuff. As a fan I want to hear about new songs, new albums, new stuff in general (also sharks, sharks are cool). So here’s the problem, I know what fans want, but what do non fans want to hear about? Scandal? Gossip? I haven’t slept with Jennifer Aniston in ages! That’s old news… Maybe I should take a picture of my penis and send it to Perez Hilton… oh wait I have to be famous for that. How do I get people to come out to a show when no ones heard us before! Oh well I guess I’ll just try the penis thing.

Also, Diary, I keep smiling at Suzy but she just looks away! Is there something wrong with me? Am I ugly. YES.

You’re the only one who listens to me diary. I love you. Lets be friends forever.