So I was at a show and I went into the bathroom to wipe my armpits because I was really sweaty and smelt bad, and just as I was grabbing the paper towels, a guy came in and this conversation transpired:
Guy: You’re really hot!
Me: …Thanks?
Guy: Are you gay or straight?
Me: Uh straight
Guy: Are you sure?
Me: Yeah, I actually came here with my girlfriend
Guy: Oh because you look kind of gay, are you like.. 99% sure or 150%?
Me: Uh, 150%
Guy: Are you sure?
Me: Yes
Guy: So like you’ve never gotten head from guy?
Me: Uh…. no?
Guy: Oh ok.
On the one hand it was kind of a nice compliment, on the other hand I’m not sure why he felt like he needed to ask if I’ve ever gotten head from a guy after the rest of the bulk of the conversation. So that kind of amused me.
Anyways, My band (Osabear) is playing a show at Sophia’s Thai Kitchen in Davis April 19th at 8:00pm with Lacey Macri and Olive Drive. We’ll be playing a lot of Matt Sevrens songs you know (Renegade, Song For this Story, Dog Days and Your Racy Reactions, Running High) plus new material (Miles Davis, Statues, Dear 911) etc. So be sure to check it out. We’ll do our best to entertain you.
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But have you ever given head to a guy?
Nico FTW.
It’s okay, I got hit on by a girl in a bar last month, though she didn’t go far as to ask me my entire sexual history.
Want some juice?
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